We’ve all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose..
And we all know frosty who’s made out of snow..
But all of those stories seem kind of, Gay..
Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday..
Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo
Small and Brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze and tween your festive buns!
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a ‘howdy ho’!
He’s seen the love inside of you
Cos he’s a piece of poo!
Now if you’re a fan of the TV show ‘South Park’ you know who Mr Hanky is. If you’re not a fan of South Park, Mr Hanky was a a character whom emerges from the toilet bowl on Christmas Eve and brings presents to good boys and girls whose diets have been high in fibre…..obviously!
Warning: This video contains some adult language and some VERY immature humour, so if you find it funny, it’s your own fault.
Why am I talking about Christmas poo? Well I am a simple man and I don’t ask for a lot but one thing I want for Christmas is for LB to be potty trained. As regular readers of my fair blog will know, potty training hasn’t gone too well previously.
With BB it was perfect. He Started using the toilet and has been dry ever since, took about 2 days total. With LB we knew it wouldn’t be so smooth.
I thought to myself at the weekend, LB starts nursery in January and it would be great if he was trained before then. Lo-and behold on Monday we started potty training again.
No Pull ups. Straight to big boy pants.
He is doing great and only a handful of accidents including filling his pants with poo yesterday, but today (I got to my point eventually), he went to the toilet and had a poo! As any parent who has potty trained any kid knows, this is a big step.
He has a habit of saying he wants to go, even if he doesn’t, just to get a reward, so when he told me he wanted to go to the toilet “All by myself” I left him too it thinking worse case is he pees on the bathroom floor. I then hear a little cry coming from upstairs, just a whimper. When I shout and ask if he is OK, he tells me he has been. I go upstairs expecting to see an empty toilet only to find Mr Hanky himself (minus the hat and face of course).
IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
So I might just get what I wat for Christmas after all.
Whats the strangest thing you have wanted/hoped for Christmas?
Anybody know why he had a little whimper? I have a recollection that BB may have done the same?
Anyway, enough of my talking sh*t. Day 3 of Blogmas done.
As always thanks for reading and if you have any ideas for Christmas themed posts I can do during Blogmas, then let me know in the comments below.